Behold, R. Patz at Dior’s Fall-Winter 2023-2024 Paris Fashion Week show. The outfit is from the collection and Robert is a “global ambassador” for the brand. Does this context help? I have no idea.
Now, this look is rich text. Let me get started: We started with the puffy jacket and zip-up turtleneck combo. Some might say that Rob Pattinson wearing a brown zipper evokes images of that meme of him standing in a kitchen in a tracksuit. I do not! This look is too sophisticated!
Next we have the tweed skirt, complete with a touch of shin for the ultimate Victorian swoon. I’m an unabashed fan of skirts in men’s fashion. That’s why I’m a basic little bitch to Thom Browne, even if that may bring back memories of when he had to wear a hideous kilt to school until he was 16.
We finished with black rubber boots and knee-highs. Finally, a look that one can wear to the front row of fashion week and while walking in shallow ponds.
What I want to say here is that I don’t think the individual pieces of this look are bad, quite the opposite. But all combined? It’s… powerful, I grant you.
Of course, he’s Robert Pattinson and he might look good on a taped-up garbage bag. It would be remiss not to include some of the show’s more artistic shots. the man made read poetry as part of that, after all!
The blur here makes her skin look stunning, a bit like… no, I won’t say.
He also posed with other celebrities. According to world water day, Eddie Redmayne or Robert joked that the skirt came with “a little extra ventilation”. I can’t tell if it was Eddie or Robert who made the joke, because the sentence is wrong or I’m an idiot (the latter is more likely).
But what do I know about fashion? I’m writing this in sweats and an Edward Cullen T-shirt (I wish I was kidding).
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